Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,990 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (60/365 points)
Just started playing
Pete has been killed.
Beat Jack and Larry without loosing any power
Do not kill Pete!
Killed the casino boss
Master the disguise part without loosing any life before
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Master the sneaking part without loosing any life before
Win the fight against the cook
Beat the game successfully.
Beat the game without loosing any life
Medals Earned: 4/6 (300/500 points)
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Medals Earned: 5/6 (185/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/500 points)
Beat level 2 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat level 1 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat level 10 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat level 12 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat level 3 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat level 4 par time in Pandesal Boy
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Beat bonus level 1 par time in Pandesal Boy
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Beat level 6 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat bonus level 2 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat bonus level 3 par time in Pandesal Boy
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Beat level 7 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat bonus level 4 par time in Pandesal Boy
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Beat level 28 par time in Pandesal Boy
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Kill 25 Androids.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Reach level X.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/495 points)
You're dead, try again!
For play
BOOM!
You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?